Oh Boy Here We Go Again Nostalgia Critic
| Kazaam | |
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| Engagement Aired | Oct 6th, 2008 |
| Running Fourth dimension | 15:40 |
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(The Nostalgia Critic is seen running in a field from far away as "Requiem: Dies Irae" plays.)
Announcer: The Nostalgia Critic cannot be hither right now due to reasons of vengeance, but he has left a recording before he left, for you to relish.
(A "Previously Recorded" message comes up every bit we cut to the NC in his usual room.)
NC: Hello, I'1000 the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it and so you don't have to. To err is homo. TO MAKE THE WORST Slice OF HALF-ASSED COW SHIT TO EVER STAR A BAD ACTING 7-Foot BASKETBALL SUPERSTAR IS UNFORGIVABLE!!! Sorry, pitiful, it's but... WOW, is this one bad! I mean, you lot have no idea. If this movie was a dog, I'd take it put down. If this moving picture was a car, I'd accept information technology impounded. If this movie was a starving immature adult female who pleaded to me for just a seize with teeth of my ham and salami sandwich, I WOULD KILL HER! (beat) All right, that's a footling dark, but yous get what I'grand getting at. That's the kind of hatred this motion-picture show has driven me to. (sigh) If you haven't guessed even so, I am, of course, talking nearly the whimsical and magical journey that is... Kazaam.
(The title card and footage from the movie are shown.)
NC (voiceover): It's uninventive, unimaginative, and unbelievably retarded.
NC: But, hey, don't accept my word for it! Let's take a look.
NC (voiceover): The moving picture stars Shaquille O'Neal.
(The camera tries to move away from NC as though an audience member is attempting to exit.)
NC: Sit back down!
NC (voiceover): Obviously, back in the 90's, people idea if you could look in the camera and say "Potable Pepsi," y'all were considered a good histrion.
Kazaam: That'south an insult!
NC (voiceover): So Touchstone [Pictures] made a bargain with Shaquille O'Neal to star in their latest family-friendly romp. In the movie, Shaquille plays...
NC: (reading the VHS cover to the movie) ...and I'yard quoting here, "A rappin' genie with attitude, who's ready for slam dunk fun!". (he spits on information technology in disgust) What they mean to say is that...
NC (voiceover): ...information technology'southward a corporate write-off to make a quick buck to entertain mindless port-a-dummy kids, who retrieve that just considering a homo can brand a decent free-throw ways he can brand a decent crapped-out motion picture like this one.
("Note: Shaq's free throws actually accident chunks" comes upwardly on screen.)
NC: But I digress. What's the motion-picture show nigh?
NC (voiceover): Well, it opens up with a wrecking ball--no doubt a metaphor for the rest of the movie. It knocks over a lamp that apparently holds the genie in, which forces him to fall into a boombox, which I approximate the genie decides to call his new home.
NC: A genie in a boombox? Could this possibly be a musical romp? Oh, let'due south see if the film is so cruel.
NC (voiceover): All right, so we meet a boy named Max [Connor; played past Francis Capra, no relation to Frank Capra], who evidently likes to walk effectually schoolhouse and make faces at this mentally retarded child [played by Jake Glaser, son of Paul Michael Glaser, the managing director of this picture]. He's caught by some bullies who... spray paint him to the basis... (NC shrugs) and chase him all throughout the city of... New Bronx-lynn [Brooklyn, as the movie is partially filmed there]. I love the scene here where he tries to escape the bullies through a fence. (mockingly every bit said bullies are figuring out how to get to Max) He went through a pigsty! What do nosotros practise? (repeats that five more times) Oh, yep, become through the hole.
NC: Seriously, a blind amoeba could figure that out!
NC (voiceover): Then they chase him into that abased building that was being torn down only... stopped being torn down for some reason... where he finds the boombox and accidentally unleashes the genie. Where in the fable does information technology say genies spin like Tazmanian Devils?
(A Taz face and sounds are played over the scene of Kazaam (O'Neal) appearing.)
Kazaam: AAAAAAH! (rapping) Who dare to wake me?!/Own't gonna make this a mystery!/Who's that distressing wannabe that disturbed my Z'south?
NC: Actually? This is that quote-unquote "rapping genie" they were talking virtually? Um, I should let you guys know that at that place is a huge deviation betwixt rapping and rhyming. Rapping is this.
(Clip of The Notorious B.I.G. - "Big Poppa")
Notorious B.I.G: Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies?/The back of the club, sippin' Moet, is where y'all'll find me
NC: And rhyming is this: I saw a duck, got a lot of luck... this flick is fuck. You see, it's very, very different.
Kazaam: (rapping) If yous've got the itches for a sack of riches, don't matter how avaricious/I'chiliad the human that can grant your wishes!
NC: Bitches!
NC (voiceover): And then Kazaam tells Max that he'southward his genie. Only Max doesn't believe him, imagine that, so Kazaam tries to testify off his powers and...
(Kazaam produces some sort of magical energy, which turns on him, causing him to disappear.)
NC: Wow. My wish really came true.
Max: Hey, Kazoo? Kazoo?
(A picture of Gazoo from The Flintstones is put over the scene.)
Gazoo: (dubbed past NC) Right here, dum-dums.
NC (voiceover): So Max goes dwelling house and finds out that his female parent [played by Ally Walker] is getting engaged to a fireman who looks similar Steve Guttenberg'southward even less talented brother [Travis].
Travis (played past John Costelloe): Listen, Max...I don't intend to take the place of your father.
NC: (as Travis) I just wanna exist the guy who humps your mother.
NC (voiceover): He also finds out that his female parent lied to him about his real begetter's whereabouts, and information technology turns out he's actually located in the urban center. So Max decides to ready out and wait for him, hoping to rekindle some sort of sacred family unit bond. I estimate they just abandoned the whole genie thing. It looks like they're gonna focus on the importance of unity and finding your family... (Max turns around and suddenly bumps into Kazaam.) Ah, fuck, there he is.
Max: Are you, similar, really lone or something?
NC (voiceover): So Kazaam pesters Max until he decides to believe him and make a wish. Await at that shit-eating grin. It'southward the same look he gives when he's advertising something.
Kazaam: (property an ice cream cone) Don't you wish you had one of these?
(The Baskin Robbins logo comes upward over the scene.)
NC (voiceover): Actually, am I the just 1 who's freaked out by this? A tall, bearded man with an evil smiling is following a little male child effectually, offer him treats, and saying he tin can make all his wishes come true.
NC: This is a family movie, right?
Herbert: (from Family Guy, dubbed over Kazaam) Get your fat ass back here.
NC (voiceover): Then Max finally finds his real begetter, only to discover he'southward a musical talent agent working in the hugger-mugger world of pirated music!
NC: That bastardly slime brawl!
Kazaam: Who's that loser?
Max: That was my male parent.
(Kazaam looks blankly at Max, showing no emotion.)
NC (voiceover): (mocking Shaq) I judge I should have an emotion here. But I don't want to. (normal voice) So Max goes to his secret hideout, which is filled with all the stuff T.K.I. Friday's DIDN'T want, and finds y'all-know-who there [Kazaam]. Here, Max talks about his begetter and, I guess, Shaq just grins some more.
Kazaam: Is that a wish?
(As he smiles, a Pepsi logo comes up.)
NC (voiceover): Rather than determine to move forward with the plot, they decide to take a pointless bicycle ride. Hither, the genie finally shows off his real powers.
Kazaam: (rapping, as he is flying on his magic bike -- it makes sense in context) Don't get all hysterical, say thank you for your miracle/What's the matter, your natural language is cleaved? Time like this, y'all should exist stokin'!
NC: Y'all want this moving picture to be skillful, and I'm not jokin'? Grab yourself a J and get to smokin'! No truer words have ever been spoken. You'll see much better once you've been tokin'! Come across, I can practise information technology, too. It'south not hard.
Kazaam: (rapping, as the camera moves in on his confront) You know the rules, now comply!/Kazaam, he got (Unlimited supply!)...
NC: OH, MY GOD, SHAQ'S GONNA Consume ME!
(Kazaam flies really fast and and so suddenly disappears.)
NC: Did Kazaam but become back to the future?
NC (voiceover): He comes dorsum, looking like a Cadbury egg dressed as Liberace, and finally convinces Max to make his first wish. But in rhyme, of course.
Max: I wish I had junk nutrient from hither to the sky!
Kazaam: Why not? College than loftier?
NC: That's an understatement.
NC (voiceover): So Shaq, equally the almighty genie, literally makes junk food autumn from the sky! But only the stuff he'southward promoted from past commercials.
(A Taco Bell logo appears as Kazaam smiles once more than.)
NC (voiceover): So while munching on his munchies, Max comes to a sudden realization:
Max: Until I make those terminal two wishes, I own you lot. Don't I?
Kazaam: Technically.
NC: So a white person owns a black person to provide services against his will without getting paid. There's a discussion for that. I can't quite think what it is... um, ownership? No, no, no, no, that's non it, that's not it... (The word "SLAVERY" slowly fades in on the screen.) Um, possession! No, no, no, that's not what I'one thousand lookin' for, either. It's something along the lines of um, um... (He looks down and sees the word.) WHAT IS Wrong WITH THIS Motion picture?!
Kazaam: That's horrible.
NC (voiceover): So Max and his--well, I gauge there'due south no other word for it: SLAVE-- go looking around the neighborhood to see if they can find his father again. At some betoken, his pants autumn--I don't know why. I guess it's supposed to be funny, ha-ha--and they terminate up at his father's place once again. Here, they come beyond an intimidating bodyguard.
(Equally Kazaam plays with a turntable, a bodyguard comes upward to him. Kazaam notices him, smiles again, and the VitaminWater logo comes up.)
Bodyguard: This isn't a toy store. Unless y'all wanna play...(he puts out his cigarette on his palm while Kazaam cringes at the sight) ...my game.
NC: Of form, what they don't prove you in this scene is his confront right later on.
(A comical face becomes superimposed over the bodyguard and a scream is heard to make it look like he's in pain.)
NC (voiceover): And so Max finally locates his father one time over again, and, equally expected, he's a douche.
Nick Matteo (Max'south dad; played by James Acheson): Who let this kid in here? What is this, an amusement park?
NC: Ah-ha-ha, amusement park.
NC (voiceover): But in one case his dad finds out that he LITERALLY produced him, he changes his tone a bit.
Nick: Hey, everybody, quiet downwardly, tranquility down! Cheque this out. This is my boy, Maxwell Matteo!
NC: (as Nick) Hey, how nigh that? I'k a deadbeat dad. Who knew?
NC (voiceover): So his begetter invites Max to his hot sexy nightclub--'cause that's the perfect place for a 10 twelvemonth old [Notation: Max is actually 12]--where Kazaam starts to dig those bully, funky beats.
(Salt-n-Pepa are the nightclub performers.)
Common salt: (rapping, to Kazaam) Ooh, who's the cutey over in that location? From another planet, don't just stare! Come over here and let me see you jiggy-jiggy jam information technology!
NC: Don't encourage him, you lot'll jiggy-jiggy regret it!
Kazaam: What if they don't similar me?
Max: They already don't like you. The question is, what are yous gonna do near it?
NC: Sit downwardly and hum quietly?
Kazaam: (rapping) Get set for my tet-a-tet-tet.
(He raps once more every bit NC puts his head down in shame.)
Kazaam: 'Cause I am Kazaam./I'grand more than than I seem./You all are looking at your dream./In your coffee I'grand the foam...
NC: Oh, come up on, Vanilla Ice was blacker than this!
Kazaam: Permit's green egg and ham information technology.
NC: (shocked) WHAT?!
Kazaam: Let'south light-green egg and ham it.
NC: What is this, Seuss Doggie Dogg?! I hateful, that'southward the stupidest thing I ever heard in my life! That's something an Baby says when he'south just learning how to read!
Nick (from subsequently in the moving-picture show): Never in my life have I ever seen something so stupid!
NC (voiceover): Meanwhile, nosotros come beyond a guy who has thick eyebrows [Malik, played by Marshall Manesh], so, manifestly, he must be the villain. He's interested in the magic gold flashy stuff that comes out of Shaq's boombox. He quickly realizes that he's a genie and tries to use Max'southward father every bit a way of decision-making him. Meanwhile, Max is back abode sleeping, when...
(As Max is sleeping in his bed. Kazaam's paw suddenly comes and covers Max's confront. A dramatic sting plays.)
NC (voiceover): Oh, my God... OH, MY GOD!
(The camera pans dorsum, showing Kazaam in bed with Max.)
NC: BAD Bear upon!
(An alarm goes off and NC picks up his telephone. The texts that flashing across the screen include "BAD Bear upon!", "This is a pedo no-no!", "Footstep away from the bathing suit area!" and "Notify an adult!")
NC: 911 Emergency? There'southward a tall man who'southward been stalking this kid, giving him treats and now he'south touching him while in his bed and wearing his pajamas! Bustle!
Max: Get OFF OF ME, YOU Debauchee! (Falls out of his bed)
NC: That's correct, kid, fight him! Fight him!
Max: (sniffing) Ugh! Yous odour like hippopotamus butt!
(Kazaam uses his powers to start showering in the eye of the room.)
NC (voiceover): OH, MY GOD!!
(The alarm and warnings go off again; NC is on the phone once again.)
NC: At present he'due south bathing in front of him! There'due south no telling what he's gonna do next! Hurry!
NC (voiceover): So after that fleck of I-don't-want-to-know-what, Kazaam comes out and introduces himself as Max's new tutor. 'Crusade he really looks like your traditional egghead, doesn't he? He so indulges in yet another pointless scene, where he makes French toast wing.
(Max looks at the floating French toast, which slowly backs abroad from him)
NC: That's sad when the breakfast is the best actor in the pic.
Kazaam: Yeah...
NC (voiceover): He [Max] then goes exterior to talk to Kazaam almost how him and his father are not really connecting.
Max: What's, similar, the worst matter you've ever seen in your life?
NC: Audience?
Audience: THIS Pic!
NC (voiceover): But rather than talk about their problems, Kazaam decides he wants to do something improve: rap about them.
Kazaam: (rapping) I did take this friend in 1,000 B.C.
(NC groans in annoyance and covers his ears.)
Max: (rapping) So that's the whole story? That's all you gotta tell?
Kazaam: (rapping) You lot gotta listen to my raps from bell to bell.
NC: (calmly as the rap goes on) You lot know, guys, um, I was thinking, rather than succumbing to what's in the popular norm, I was, um, thinking, mayhap y'all could take a, um, real chat. You know, zilch also deep, but I'm just saying that, you know, this is a possibility. Maybe at that place's a deep personal hurting that you lot don't want to acknowledge, that maybe y'all-- (He finally gets fed up, pulls out his gun, and shoots upward. He then points his gun to the movie.) NOW TALK RIGHT!
Max: I only wanna change things, you lot know? Make things different.
Kazaam: You're talkin' bout a djinn.
Max: Djinn? What's a djinn?
Kazaam: A djinn is free. A djinn tin do anything. Trouble is, djinn only exist in fairy tales. And I don't believe in fairy tales.
NC: Wait, what?
Kazaam: Djinn only exist in fairy tales. And I don't believe in fairy tales.
NC: The genie doesn't believe in fairy tales. (He moves himself really close to the camera.)The genie doesn't believe in fairy tales.(He repeatedly smacks the camera.)HELLO?!!
Kazaam: Something'south wrong...
NC (voiceover): Ah, screw it; allow'due south simply movement on with the motion picture. Max sees his begetter become shell upwards by Señor Thick Brows [Malik] and calls on Kazaam for his aid.
Max: KAZAAM!
(Max magically appears in a glass of water that Kazaam is drinking. NC looks confused, and so Max really pops out of the drinking glass, which shatters, and Max appears on the table, soaking moisture.)
Max: Kazaam, I gotta brand a wish!
Kazaam: What are you doin'? Get off the tabular array!
Max: Kazaam, I need a wish, okay?
Kazaam: Right now?
Max: No, in 250 years, stupid. I demand a table.
NC: Fourth dimension OUT! What the hell was up with that glass of h2o thing? What, he was in a drinking glass of h2o? Suddenly, Boom! He'south on the table. Why did that happen? Is it like Super Mario Bros.? is it a Warp Zone? I mean, what the-- you know what? Forget it. Fine, let's just motility on. The film will be over faster that mode.
NC (voiceover): And so, anyway, rather than help Max with his problem, Kazaam got a recording deal as a professional rapper. I'thou dead serious. I guess his hit single "I Can Jam with Sam I Am" went straight to the top. Meanwhile, the bounder son of Mario and Saddam Hussein [Malik] kidnaps the kid [Max] and takes possession of his boom box. He then gives the kid the shaft and summons Kazaam to his warehouse, where he demands him to do all his evil bidding. Kazaam is powerless to stop his new chief. But wait a minute.
(Kazaam's powers are deteiorating and is on the floor. He struggles to regain his powers.)
NC: Fight information technology, Kazaam. Fight it! You can do it, Kazaam! Yous can intermission free from the white human being's chains!
(NOTE: Actually, Malik appears to be Middle Eastern, and so that comment is wrong.)
(Kazaam'southward powers of a sudden regain.)
NC: He's gonna go Shaq Fu on your asses!
(Kazaam fights Malik'south henchmen, with the theme from Mortal Kombat playing. Cartoonish sound outcome bubbles reading "Pepsi!", "Gatorade!" and "Viagra!" come every bit he punches the henchmen.)
NC: (cheering) Yes!
(Kazaam throws a henchman.)
NC: Yeah!
(Kazaam punches another one, then grabs a henchman'due south rear to elevator him and throw him beyond the room.)
NC: Ew.
(Kazaam slams his hands on both sides of a henchman's head.)
NC: Yeah!!
NC (voiceover): And, in typical basketball all-star fashion, he personally slam-dunks the villain into a garbage chute.
(Afterward Kazaam shapeshifts Malik into a basketball and slam-dunks him into a garbage shaft, he screams in anguish. A Jurassic Park T-Rex roar is dubbed over the scream.)
NC: (distorted) SHAQGASM!!! (the discussion appears in red over the screen)
NC (voiceover): But, unfortunately, information technology's too tardily. Little Max, information technology appears, is dead. There's nothing to practise now simply mock this emotionally lacking moment with totally inappropriate music.
(Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Honey You" plays over Kazaam mourning Max.)
Kazaam: You lot're the just friend I've always had. When you needed me the most... I wasn't there.
NC: Yeah, you were a flake of a douche, Kazaam.
Kazaam: I just wish... I could've granted your wish. I wish I could've filled your eye.
NC: Well, life's a bowwow, and then little kids die.
NC (voiceover): Oh, of course he doesn't die. Considering Kazaam realizes the value of homo life, or something like that, he is free from his bonds, and able to breathe life back into little Max.
Kazaam: Y'all're alive! YOU'RE ALIVE!
(He starts repeatedly kissing Max; once again, the alarm and warnings get off, and NC is back on the phone.)
NC: HE'S KISSING HIM! WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?!
NC (voiceover): So Shaq brings Max back to life, turns into... this thing [a holographic, shining image of his caput], and reunites him back with his father. On top of that, he also becomes human, which means...
Asia Moon: (Kazaam's girlfriend, played by Fawn Reed) (to Kazaam) You're gettin' a job!
Kazaam: A job?! (confused, he looks to Max and mouths "A chore?!")
NC: (laughs) A job? He can't get a task. He's a genie! (continues laughing) That's pretty out there! (continues laughing, then fades out and stops) OUT OF MY HAIRY Ass!!!
NC (voiceover): THIS MOVIE IS WRETCHED! A FESTERING SHAQ OF SHIT!
NC: If I had just one wish, one wish, it would be that this movie never existed!
(Unknown to NC, his wish is granted; the screen fades to white to a magical chime, then fades dorsum in.)
NC: And that's why, I have no doubt, that Denizen Kane is one of the worst films of all time--(He looks at the DVD, shocked, while the audience boos.) No, no, no, there's another flick. It was chosen Kazaam. No, no, no, information technology had Shaquille O'Neal. He was a genie; I swear to God, he was a rapping genie, he was in dearest with a kid--
(A gunshot is then heard.)
NC: (frightened) I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember information technology so you don't have to. (as he leaves) I swear to God, it was a genie. He was rapping to Dr. Seuss.
THE Stop
(A smile Kazaam appears.)
Herbert: (from Family Guy) (audio) You like popsicles?
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| 2012: | Santa Claus: The Moving-picture show · Star Trek: The Movement Picture · Star Expedition iii: The Search for Spock · Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier · Star Trek vii: Generations · Star Trek 9: Coup · Patch Adams · Ponyo · Dunston Checks In · Thomas and the Magic Railroad · Summit xi Nostalgia Critic F*** Ups Part 3 · Richie Rich · Jungle 2 Jungle · One-time vs. New: Manhunter vs. Red Dragon · Star Attorney · Transformers Drawing · A Simple Wish · Alien Resurrection · Jack · Heavy Metal · Mr. Magoo · Top xi Simpsons Episodes · Signs · Digimon: The Movie · Pinnacle xi F*** Yep Motion picture Themes · Baby Geniuses ii · Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom · The Wiz · Total Recall (with Sci-Fi Guy) · Scooby-Doo · To Boldly Flee: Part 1, Part 2, Office 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Office 7, Role viii · NC'southward Superlative 11 Favorite Jokes · The WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed |
| 2013: | The Review Must Go on · The Odd Life of Timothy Greenish · Pearl Harbor · Son of the Mask · The King and I · Catwoman · The True cat in the Hat · Top 11 South Park Episodes · Jurassic Park · A.I. Artificial Intelligence · The Master of Disguise · Turbo - A Power Rangers Movie · Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments · Crewman Moon · Les Miserables · Superlative 11 Developed Jokes We Never Got equally Kids · The Last Airbender · Bridge to Terabithia · The Shining Mini-Series · Sharknado · Devil · Dawn of the Commercials · Human of Steel · Top 12 Santa Clauses · 8 Crazy Nights · The Christmas Tree |
| 2014: | Face/Off · The Wicker Man · Ghost Rider · Top xi Strangest All-time Couples · Ghost Dad · Disney'south Alice in Wonderland · Top 11 Moments Y'all Never Noticed in Ghostbusters · Disney Afternoon · Foodfight · Swan Princess · The Lorax · Old vs. New: Spider-Man · Blues Brothers 2000 · Jurassic Park 3 · After Earth · Bloodrayne · The Purge · Top 11 Trailers · Small Soldiers · The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Appointment · Ghost Rider 2 · Top 11 Worst Avatar Episodes · Top eleven Best Avatars (with Dante Basco) · Maximum Overdrive · Top 11 New Halloween Classics · Monster Squad · Ascent of the Commercials · Forest Warrior · Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (NC) · Christmas Story 2 · Intendance Bears Nutcracker |
| 2015: | The Matrix · The Animatrix · The Matrix Reloaded · The Matrix Revolutions · AVGN Motion picture · Mamma Mia! · The Haunted Mansion · Daredevil · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Demolition Human · Height xi Animaniacs Episodes · Legend of Zorro · The Ewoks Drawing - Was That Real? · Fantastic Four · Cowboys of Moo Mesa - Was That Real? · Sharkboy and Lavagirl · Small Wonder - Was That Real? · Jupiter Ascending · Jurassic World · Top 11 Idiot box Evidence Intros · Planet of the Apes · Osmosis Jones · Garfield: The Movie · Pixels · The Smurfs · Hammerman - Was That Real? · Mad Max: Fury Route · Event Horizon · Children of the Corn · Hocus Pocus · Conquest of the Commercials · Dragon's Lair · We Wish You lot a Turtle Christmas · Christmas with the Kranks · Star Wars: The Forcefulness Awakens (NC) |
| 2016: | The Happening · Peak 11 Funniest Shyamalan Moments · Lady in the H2o · Labyrinth · Spawn · Cats & Dogs · The Phantom of the Opera · The Adventures of Pluto Nash · Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain - Was That Real? · Batman v Superman · Blade · Sometime vs. New: Cinderella · Spy Kids 3D: Game Over · Jem and the Holograms (2015) · The Grinch vs. The Cat in the Chapeau - Was That Real? · Scooby-Doo 2 · Alvin and the Chipmunks · Ghostbusters (2016) · Teddy Ruxpin Alive Action Series - Was That Real? · Wild Wild W · The third Blithe Titanic Movie (Tentacolino) · The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle · Stephen King's Dreamcatcher · Freddy vs. Jason · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows · Battle of the Commercials · Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas · Height 12 Christmas Commercials · I'll Be Home For Christmas · Rogue One: A Star Wars Story |
| 2017: | Top xi Best Motion-picture show Sequels · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel · Peak 11 Worst Movie Sequels · The Smurfs 2 · Garfield 2: A Tail of Ii Kitties · Absurd World · Erstwhile vs. New: Evil Expressionless · Top eleven WTF Alternating Endings · Balto · Fant4stic · Clockstoppers · The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas · Suicide Squad Trailer · Suicide Squad · Conflicting vs. Predator · Transformers: The Last Knight NON-Review · Wonder Woman · Norm of the North · Hulk (2003) · Monkeybone · The Sorcerer'southward Apprentice · Eragon · Kangaroo Jack · Greenish Lantern · It (2017) · The Mummy · The Mummy (2017) · Dragonball Evolution · War of the Commercials · Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa · Home Alone two: Lost in New York · Star Wars: The Concluding Jedi |
| 2018: | Lara Croft: Tomb Raider · Top eleven Good Adam Sandler Movies · Yogi Comport · Batman Forever · Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked · Alice Through the Looking Glass · Dazzler and the Beast (2017) · Jack and Jill · Starship Troopers · Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins · The Spirit · Deadpool 2 · The Aroused Birds Movie · Fox Kids · The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen · Mission: Impossible 2 · Doom · Ghostbusters ii · Freddy Got Fingered · Fantastic 4: Rising of the Argent Surfer · Sleepwalkers · Van Helsing · Safety (2010) · Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom · Escape from the Commercials · A Christmas Story Alive · The Nutcracker (2010) |
| 2019: | Max Payne · Robocop (2014) · The Black Cauldron (NC) · Acme eleven Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews · The Country Bears · Ten-Men: The Blithe Series · X-Men · X-Men: The Last Stand · All-time F(r)iends · Hop · Toonami · Concluding Fantasy: The Spirits Within · Mary Poppins Returns · Alien 3 · Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief · Kim Possible · Bract 2 · That Darn Cat · Underworld · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Route Chip · The Wall · Hannibal · Information technology: Chapter Two · Venom · Justice League · Planet of the Commercials · The Grinch (2018) · The Santa Clause iii: The Escape Clause |
| 2020: | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker · Beverly Hills Chihuahua · Con Air · Supergirl · Spider-Man · Spider-Man 3 · The Amazing Spider-Man 2 · Dolittle · Independence Day: Resurgence · Critters · Avatar (2009) · Superman Returns · Elektra · Alita: Battle Angel · Battleship · The Lion King (2019) · The Animated Lord of the Rings · The Neb & Ted Movies · Playing with Burn · Pokémon Detective Pikachu · 10-Men: Apocalypse · The Stand · Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark · Expletive of the Commercials · Sucker Punch · The Muppet Christmas Carol · Batman Returns · Domicile Alone iv |
| 2021: | Shark Tale · The Mummy Returns · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · Strange Magic · Terminator 2: Judgment Twenty-four hour period · Terminator Salvation · Terminator: Dark Fate · Wonder Woman 1984 · The Prince of Arab republic of egypt · Mulan (2020) · Tom and Jerry (2021) · Who Framed Roger Rabbit · Ready Thespian One · Atlantis: The Lost Empire · Cinderella Three: A Twist in Time · Top eleven Movies Saved by the Ending · The Mask · The Nightmare Earlier Christmas · Bound! · Infinite Jam: A New Legacy · Commercials Resurrection · Dazzler and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas · The Polar Express |
| 2022: | Daphne & Velma · Pan · Tarzan · National Treasure · Batman Begins |
| DVD Exclusives: | Turkish Rambo · Video Game Review ii: Dejection Brothers (SNES) · Reefer Madness · Doomsday Machine · NC - Kickassia · NC - Suburban Knights · NC - To Boldly Flee · NC - Alive Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part two · Paranoia · Cup of Idiocy (Doug'due south Former Dwelling Movies) · Dark of the Living Expressionless · The Cinema Snob Picture · The Review Must Keep Review |
| Theme months | NostalgiaWeen · Christmas · Annual Theme Month |
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